1. |
Formal Introduction
01:38
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Growing up I didn't see it, or at most - notice
The ladies man that he is - has never lost focus
Not once - in his chronological time line
I'm high off of this search where I find my
Queen that I abide by, standin by my side
Death until we part - I'll be partnered up with my bride
............and that's how I envision it
The more I think of love, the brighter that my vision gets
But .............that is all in due time
With all of these dimes, it's too soon to cue my
Curtain call with broads, it's all too broad
And to say I'm ready to settle would all be fraud
But here's a nod to the few audi-aunce
Recognizin' of whom I talk about on-the-songs
And if I'm talking about you - please take no offense
Just know you've impacted me so intense-ly
It's gotta be history if you hear me
Rappin bout you, I do pray your not furi-ous
When I buss about us - understand
You are all the reason that I'm the man that I am
Today....
And so I say...
Thank You... Thank you.
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2. |
What Started It All
02:30
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Yeah - 1st girlfriend, it was great day
Mini mop hair cut - no taped fade
Fine at the time, no need for me to save face
Because she had the biggest boobs in the 8th grade
No way - am I compared to the losers
When your girls 14, nicknamed hooters
Yeah - so now I'm steppin in the limelight
Walkin to her locker, it's so funny cause in hindsight
We were kids, but that we didn't understand
She's writing "I heart Travis" on both her hands
And that back then would bring a boy joy when
A girl used her hand to advertise her boyfriend
Kiss in the hallways, teachers always gave me crap
I was only showin off cuz homies always gave me dap
Yeah..and when I - look back [1:20]
Any opportunity to french kiss, I took that -
In fact - a few weeks into the relay
Displayed tendencies of bitch-ness whenever she'd say
...Constructive criticism for me
She was trying to train me, much less inform me
But you couldn't blame me if I journeyed-on
Because the bossing around it only turned me on
...............I know It must have came off sad
I Know I came off whipped, but I came out glad
This stain I had, I didn't care to clean it
And around this time, I'm feelin changes in my penis
Puberty with no computer screens
For porn so I'm torn tryin to cue these dreams
Think up schemes, To get my girl nude
Which led to the first time that I've seen girl boobs
In person, whats worse is - now I'm cursed with
A full time erection cause now she's shirtless
But it was hands off - I couldn't touch, how
Can a player score when your not allowed to touchdown
Held sex above my head, I didn't understand it
She would promise head, but only took advantage
Then she vanished, I couldn't think I'm cool
When she broke it off to date a guy in high school
It was a difficult time, but I owe my first ex
Without her, would not have met the girl I date next
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3. |
M.F.T.
03:59
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4. |
Crappy Break Up
02:39
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I met this pretty fly thang At a basketball game
Freshmen year in highschool Way before the small fame
I got her number then I hooked her up with my phone
Didn't own a cell at the time, it was my home
Number she would call - I would woo her thru receivers
* Spittin kid game hear her giggle through the speakers
We - kept this up for bout 2 weeks ina half
Set a date at her place, I would see her at last
I'll be seein that ass, it is the bomb I will add
Only problem is I gotta meet her mom and her dad
Didn't drive at the time - so I had mom
Go and drop me off, I would call when I'm done
Knocked on the door, she answered it quickly
Parents immediately fell in love with me
The plans: Her dad was cookin dinner n' things
I remember it well, it was buffalo wings
She knew I loved my wings spicey as well
So she told her Dad to go and make em spicy as hell
Yeah - dinner time, so we sat at the table
Damn right, those wings of mine, I was barely able
To di-gest, I was trying my best
The wings were so hot, they were burning my flesh
It's like - Satan shit em out on a plate
I was teary eyed, thinkin this might be a mistake
They tore up my stomach as I quickly digested
And just as fast as that they had to quick-ily exit
I asked where would I go in their fair place
And they showed me to the bathroom under their staircase
I jumped right onto the toilet seat and unloaded
With heavy traffic flow - my butthole exploded
I* couldn't hold it, I* just let it all out
*And then I flushed and waited *for it to go down
Unfortunately look down between my legs
And witnessed brown water around the toilets edge
Yeah......I had shit so much
In large quantity it made the toilet so stuffed
Could have shut it off, I wish I was wiser
But instead, I just witnessed a poo geyser
.................What was a fella to do
Pants down, I was an island in an ocean of poo
Stuck in the bathroom, with no windows to use it
To sneak and run away, I had to face the music
We never spoke again, There was no happy make up
Ending to this damn story, only a crappy break up
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5. |
That Bish Cray
04:20
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[1st verse]
It started all good - it started okay
She was real great before she displayed
Certain lil signs that she was crazed
But the first few months, she would behave
Everything was alright, Everything was fine
It was four months til you'd have to be blind
To see those signs mentioned few bars back
Scared for my life thats a cold hard fact
I'll take it back to the beginnin when she went and started
To get difficult to date, Before she went retarded
It all took part soon as I underpaid
Attention to what's happenin, she would overstay
Every little visit, and if she wasn't here
In person, she would overstay her welcome in my ear
Didn't own a cell still, So when up in bed
She'd call the home phone, blow that up instead
Momma would complain, About the late night ringin
Then I would explain, I'm the choir that she's singin
To - what do I do, It's becoming a nuisance
And she would lose it if I gave her my two cents
Talkin bout we couldn't see each other as much
Cause we both started workin, so she's stayin in touch
But she'd over do it, I am not play-in
When I say she started callin around 8 A-M
[Hook 1:15] x2
Aye aye - That bish cray
Aye aye - That bish cray
Swear to God to this given day
I've tried to stay away cause that bish - cray
[2nd verse]
Any situation she would over analyze it
When I'm out with the guys she would claim it was lies and
Wait for my phone call cuz she suspects
That I'm driving round with girls tho I couldn't drive yet
So I'm out with my dad and my three best friends
Swear to god, patience became this thin
Line she would straddle and she rattled and scared me
Cause all the sudden she was talking about getting married
Picked out - the date, the guest list - and dress
The place and cake, but what happened next
Put up a red flag, situation got sad
Fighting on the phone till I heard a loud gasp
(Whoaaaaaaa) - She was home alone
(Whoaaaaaaa) - but who would of thought that
(Whoaaaaaaa) - While I was still on the phone
(Whoaaaaaaa) - She would cut her wrists on the spot?
The girl I liked was nowhere in sight
But if I end it now, she might take her own life
Plus mine - But a break up I must choose
Next time she came over, had to break the bad news
(Pray for me!)
[Hook]
[3rd verse]
Didn't waste time, when she pick me up in her car
Broke the news before she could even get far
Had to hit her hard, Cause tears came fast
"Bad mistake" she said as she slammed on the gas
Crap - Only when she mentioned I
And her belong together until the day we die
Bridge was up ahead, Only then I begged
To slow the car down, we could talk it out instead
Swear to Gawd I thought - I was goner
But what I said was workin cause the car got slower
Stopped at a stop sign, ran out and jumped a fence
Swear to Gawd I havent seen that crazy bitch since
[Hook - 03:23]
[Outro x2] 3:43
That bish cray Was crazy alright
Cause this crazy bitch - Had me fear for my life
Lookin over my back - Swear to God it's that bad
There was no exaggerations, when I say that I had
The craziest chick, Couldn't be out-done
Suddenly I find myself trying to get out from
This Crazy Bitch - She was crazy alright
Cause this crazy bitch - Had me fear for my life
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6. |
The One That Got Away
03:35
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[1st verse]
It all started so quick, indeed
I was young havin fun with the kid in me
Tried to holler at her friend, but I got rejected
But in retrospect it was best, it affected
Me for the good, cause who would have guessed it
Ended up fallin for the girl I was left with
Was it destined? I wouldn't know then
At one point I thought my love couldn't ever grow thin
It's insane, thangs change with the whether
One month lookin good, could it ever get better?
Next month second guessin, thinkin how I'm gonna tell her
Should I be honest, or maybe I should just sell her
An excuse, but what I would soon learn
No matter what I said, it wouldn't end on good terms
..................but first allow me to say
What all I can recall that led to "the" day
Borderline perfect, to me at least
Our relationship was, but she would see
Things a little slight different and over took
Subtle hints of her needs, that I overlooked
But despite a few times I may have hit or miss
I still gave her all I had, showered her with gifts
Penned and wrote love songs, helped with the fam
Her stepdad hated but I couldn't give a damn
And I - Didn't expect notta-thing back
But - Love and affection, gave me plenty of that
Til I was told - she wanted to marry
I was young, commitment all the sudden was scary
Still in highschool, Still had so much livin
She Deserved the 100%, I was not given
.......It did hurt, and I felt her pain
But the hardest part was when I had to explain that..
[Hook]
My love is gone with yesterday
[2nd verse - 24 bars]
It was a year before she spoke to me
Despite what I did, I had hoped to be
Good friends with her, we became just that
I Always flirted with the idea of bringin us back
Together, without her i'd feel naked within
Broke her heart, Promised that I'd never break it again
See, Nearly 4 long years have passed now
And I've got so much information to pass down
So much experience, I could just pass out
Dream and reminisce of girls in my past, how
None of em really amounted to her
Never could count on them, like I counted on her
That's my word, and I've counted on many
If girls were new shoes, I've tried on plenty
................I mean, honest to God
She's THE only woman I trust, aside from my mom
And of all the girls dated since and be-fore
The only I could see me on a bended knee for
Has had a boyfriend - and it's a serious downer
She's mentioned how much they were serious now
Break it off for me? She wouldn't dare it
Cause they're soon to move in and now they're talkin marriage
......It did hurt, she had to feel my pain
But the hardest part was when she tried to explain....
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7. |
Stay Up
02:31
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[1st verse]
The first date, we ate dinner, it was tasty yo
The Second date ended with felatio
She was a pro, and it was apparent
But Skills like these people don't inherit
Even tho she was a virgin just a year ago
5 partners down in just a year or so
And I was lucky 5 even though she lied
Told me I was number 4, what chu tryin to hide?
5 guys in 12 months? Do the long math
Slobbin knob like it's a career or job path
Always on the mind, even when I told her no
I would find the dick of mine, embedded in her throat
No matter time or place, she was D-T-F
Sometimes she couldn't wait, but I need-me-rest
Four times in a row, and she want me back in it
I'm like "Baby, don't you see I've got class in five minutes?
Gah Damn."
[2nd verse]
Once again, once again, anywhere it was on
We would do it at work or at a tanning salon
Or busy bathroom and nobody would know it
Not my backseat tho, I was too claustrophobic
Impatient with the dick, she would force it in
Bangin in the bathroom, broke the porcelain
In the neighbors hot tub, when they went outta town
If ever bored, then it's back to intercourse again
Ugh.......... even if she was grounded
She would find a way to sneak me in just to pound it
.......And I know how crazy it sounds but
I was tired of sex, I just wanted to lounge out
I never thought I would agree, but I'm sold
Too much of a good thing can tend to get old
For me? I lost count, but the numbers is way up
I had insomniac dick, the way she made it stay up
All night (stay up)
All Night (stay up)
I had to (stay up)
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8. |
Tempted
03:50
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[1st verse]
Workin at a tanning salon one year
Lead The girl that I was dating upon one fear
Cause it homecoming at the time, I'm told
And there was a high school right on down my road
From the place I worked, and homecoming season
Universally was the reason for needin'
A nice base tan, so traffic would increase
When school let out, we were busy by three
They would all flee, standin in line
Potential homecoming queens, they were all fine
Until this one time, this dime piece flipped in
Something told me I was in line to get tempted
[Hook 1:00]
I was tempted...
Yessir I was tempted
Such a bad influence, but I wasn't aimin
To - beat the influence, I just gave in
...Tempted
.....Yes I was so tempted
[2nd verse - 1:15] 20 bars
Wouldn't be the last I'd see this new cute thing
Ever since, her tanning became her new routine
With subtle flirt-ing - she would send me advances
And as days passed sexual tension enhances
Get in them pantses - I told myself not to
But she was so sexy, how could you not do
How could you not move - in for the kill, dawg
I Could turn her down, but lets all be forreal, yall
A drop dead female hoping that we date
She was fishing for me and I'm going for the bait
And when I'd see her car, I sat up and shit
To display a better posture as we chat up a bit
And chat up we did, every chat we had worthy
And Before we knew it, we were chatting for 30
Minutes to a day, nothing would get in the way
Until - the current girlfriend - decided to pay
A visit - and irony would find
That she would arrive around the same time
As the new girl, and she still kept flirtin
Red flag, temptation so bad, it's hurtin
[Hook 02:10]
[3rd verse]
So I explained, and she understood
That I had girl, everything was all good
And that we should - just be friends
And where I thought it ended, it just begins
She said she didn't care, and then went on to brag
That she always gets - what she couldn't have
Bought me a little trinket from an inside joke
Between us and a her number on an inside note
Hoped we would chill, I kinda did too
Girlfriend and I are fighting, so i came through
It felt so taboo, I was feelin a rush
So just imagine how I'm feelin after we touched
Much - anticipation went into this confrontation
With this sex vixen fixin to get a tastin'
Noo way time was wastin', it's like we were racin'
Strictly physical with no emotional cases
Emotional baggage, kept it separate from me
Because Sex and my love are sold separately
And we - cut ties, shortly after and since
I've never ever been as tempted as then
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9. |
Love Intermission
02:06
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10. |
Heartbreaker
04:23
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[1st verse]
...I thought I was ready
To finally settle down, or at least stay steady
With that one girl who was un-disputed-ly
That one girl with a future included
And, and... so I'm lookin for a soulmate
With a future brighter than a smile with some colgate
Or so I thought when I found this candidate
Only what would come, I was never plannin it
Daminit, So I guess I'll start
At the part, 'fore anybody broke any hearts
Yet - I was pretty reluctant at first
To make anything be official with her
Few months after, I thought this chick was the baddest
So we changed our facebook relationship status
I was happy, and far from long insistin'
That settling with her may have be the wrong decision
[Hook]
I thought I'd right my wrongs
Lookin back on that, as I write my song
...I had believed I had found the one to take her
All the way, but she was just a heartbreaker
I thought I'd right my wrongs
Lookin back on that, as I write my song
....Instead of love, I was left with a token
Piece of my heart that she left as she broke it
[2nd verse]
Everything was perfect, great and in-between
Aside from her ex-man tryin to intervene
But he's no wolverine, so I didn't sweat that
Told me she was over him and I would have bet that
That - She was tellin the truth
Little did I know she was feelin confused
Half a year of dating, I was feelin the groove
And that was when I had my good intentions abused
Misused, construed, The love I poured into you
Was all real until she tore my heart up in two
......While movin in was a topic we would think-bout
Her and the ex were havin secret hang outs
Gut feelings that I had, had me think out
Loud, somethin fishys goin on til it'd stink out
But I'd catch her in a lie, and she'd start
Pulling the "If you really loved me then you'd trust me" card
..............Stuck in a rutt, Just me thinking to hard
Because the hunches that I had could not be too far
From the truth , no need to be much clever
With assumptions, the numbers just added up better
But still.......With everything that came out
Of her mouth, I'm found givin benefits of the doubt
Giving more than I was gettin, nope no shelter
Giving her steaks, and I'm getting back hamburger helper
[Hook] - 2:40
[3rd verse]
Her creepin, turned out to be the real story
Couldn't have been for the sex, heard he was real boring
Always underachieved, She always lacked time
Cause Under pressure he'd skeet, plus he lacked size
And - so my pride in the department is still strong
Only they were dating for like two years long
I mean, he was her first, in return - tears fall
Three years later, as I'm chuggin down beer, yall
....At the time, I've never felt so worthless
But only time would show me she was never even worth it
Blinded by love, was never even worth the hurtin
Should of kept shopping, and refunded my purchase
Honestly, can't see the motivation carried
Back then when I saw her as the girl I might marry
But at the time, she was immature, and goal-less
I Just wish it didn't take a broken heart to know this
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11. |
Letter to Bittersweet
02:24
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Dear you, Where should I start?
With the unspoken words on behalf of my part
Would it be smart, to include a remark
That no matter where you are you have a part of my heart
Corny, I know but, whenever I scroll up
To see you on my Facebook timeline, I've gotta hold up
…..
But on a personal note
You should always be reminded you're a person of hope
A dim light in the darkness, ambitious to start with
Didn't even know I had it in me 'til you sparked it
You were the first of my peers I've seen chase dreams
Felt the city slowed you down so you changed scenes
And I was soon to leave after
Any kind of influence you were the main factor
Inspired me to tackle being an actor
Which would Eventually be leading me to become the rapper
That you see every day, any success in every way
Is due to you, inadvertently I just may now owe you everything
Just take credit where credits due..
While I give credit, and I credit you
For breaking every glass ceiling they placed up over you
The bigger that your gigs are getting, the more that they're over due
The fling that we developed sure was a riot, no denying
One of the shortest lived, but the buzz was one the highest
…………………………So as I end this CD-Rom
Until I see you again, I'll just turn the TV on…
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Started in 8th grade til a sophomore in college
Girlfriends to flings whatever you called it
That was the journey you just finished walkin'
As we wrap this up
Ever since I started with this rapping stuff
With music as my mistress, stealing all my kisses
Girls I don't really holler at as much
Now and then I'll let em come to me
But girl, recognize that I've gotta company
So to some degree, I've gotta block chicks out
Just To Google map focusing in on my next route
Building my next house, one brick at a time
Can't date and juggle my assembly line
But can't wait - cause it's just a matter of time
That I'm straight with the bank all from killin them rhymes
And when I find you with no distractions
Stars will have aligned, in a beautiful fashion
If this beautiful passion could burn off of just matches
Wait till we splash gas on it, imagine what'd happen!
You can love me all you want
But my love for you will have to wait
You can love me all you need
But I'm just trying to be something great
24/7, 365
Chicks stayed on my mind
I - I - I did it, alright alright I admit
Went celibate for a bit just trying to forget
The allure for the women was strong built up in em
Any venom from a vixen would long have me spending
Money, focus and time, instead of focus on money
I lacked focus on grind instead I focused on honey's
How funny I was running away - from the bad
Bitches and I needed to stay - in rehab
Just to get my head on straight - cause the fact
Women are a drug I could take - and relapse
As years passed I could finally see that
Eyes on the prize if I'm a finally be that
Rap cat, with cash stacks and a fat ass to match
That's when I'll finally relax
Til then
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