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Girls I've Dated

by Pale Ale & The Consumer

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Growing up I didn't see it, or at most - notice The ladies man that he is - has never lost focus Not once - in his chronological time line I'm high off of this search where I find my Queen that I abide by, standin by my side Death until we part - I'll be partnered up with my bride ............and that's how I envision it The more I think of love, the brighter that my vision gets But .............that is all in due time With all of these dimes, it's too soon to cue my Curtain call with broads, it's all too broad And to say I'm ready to settle would all be fraud But here's a nod to the few audi-aunce Recognizin' of whom I talk about on-the-songs And if I'm talking about you - please take no offense Just know you've impacted me so intense-ly It's gotta be history if you hear me Rappin bout you, I do pray your not furi-ous When I buss about us - understand You are all the reason that I'm the man that I am Today.... And so I say... Thank You... Thank you.
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Yeah - 1st girlfriend, it was great day Mini mop hair cut - no taped fade Fine at the time, no need for me to save face Because she had the biggest boobs in the 8th grade No way - am I compared to the losers When your girls 14, nicknamed hooters Yeah - so now I'm steppin in the limelight Walkin to her locker, it's so funny cause in hindsight We were kids, but that we didn't understand She's writing "I heart Travis" on both her hands And that back then would bring a boy joy when A girl used her hand to advertise her boyfriend Kiss in the hallways, teachers always gave me crap I was only showin off cuz homies always gave me dap Yeah..and when I - look back [1:20] Any opportunity to french kiss, I took that - In fact - a few weeks into the relay Displayed tendencies of bitch-ness whenever she'd say ...Constructive criticism for me She was trying to train me, much less inform me But you couldn't blame me if I journeyed-on Because the bossing around it only turned me on ...............I know It must have came off sad I Know I came off whipped, but I came out glad This stain I had, I didn't care to clean it And around this time, I'm feelin changes in my penis Puberty with no computer screens For porn so I'm torn tryin to cue these dreams Think up schemes, To get my girl nude Which led to the first time that I've seen girl boobs In person, whats worse is - now I'm cursed with A full time erection cause now she's shirtless But it was hands off - I couldn't touch, how Can a player score when your not allowed to touchdown Held sex above my head, I didn't understand it She would promise head, but only took advantage Then she vanished, I couldn't think I'm cool When she broke it off to date a guy in high school It was a difficult time, but I owe my first ex Without her, would not have met the girl I date next
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M.F.T. 03:59
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I met this pretty fly thang At a basketball game Freshmen year in highschool Way before the small fame I got her number then I hooked her up with my phone Didn't own a cell at the time, it was my home Number she would call - I would woo her thru receivers * Spittin kid game hear her giggle through the speakers We - kept this up for bout 2 weeks ina half Set a date at her place, I would see her at last I'll be seein that ass, it is the bomb I will add Only problem is I gotta meet her mom and her dad Didn't drive at the time - so I had mom Go and drop me off, I would call when I'm done Knocked on the door, she answered it quickly Parents immediately fell in love with me The plans: Her dad was cookin dinner n' things I remember it well, it was buffalo wings She knew I loved my wings spicey as well So she told her Dad to go and make em spicy as hell Yeah - dinner time, so we sat at the table Damn right, those wings of mine, I was barely able To di-gest, I was trying my best The wings were so hot, they were burning my flesh It's like - Satan shit em out on a plate I was teary eyed, thinkin this might be a mistake They tore up my stomach as I quickly digested And just as fast as that they had to quick-ily exit I asked where would I go in their fair place And they showed me to the bathroom under their staircase I jumped right onto the toilet seat and unloaded With heavy traffic flow - my butthole exploded I* couldn't hold it, I* just let it all out *And then I flushed and waited *for it to go down Unfortunately look down between my legs And witnessed brown water around the toilets edge Yeah......I had shit so much In large quantity it made the toilet so stuffed Could have shut it off, I wish I was wiser But instead, I just witnessed a poo geyser .................What was a fella to do Pants down, I was an island in an ocean of poo Stuck in the bathroom, with no windows to use it To sneak and run away, I had to face the music We never spoke again, There was no happy make up Ending to this damn story, only a crappy break up
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[1st verse] It started all good - it started okay She was real great before she displayed Certain lil signs that she was crazed But the first few months, she would behave Everything was alright, Everything was fine It was four months til you'd have to be blind To see those signs mentioned few bars back Scared for my life thats a cold hard fact I'll take it back to the beginnin when she went and started To get difficult to date, Before she went retarded It all took part soon as I underpaid Attention to what's happenin, she would overstay Every little visit, and if she wasn't here In person, she would overstay her welcome in my ear Didn't own a cell still, So when up in bed She'd call the home phone, blow that up instead Momma would complain, About the late night ringin Then I would explain, I'm the choir that she's singin To - what do I do, It's becoming a nuisance And she would lose it if I gave her my two cents Talkin bout we couldn't see each other as much Cause we both started workin, so she's stayin in touch But she'd over do it, I am not play-in When I say she started callin around 8 A-M [Hook 1:15] x2 Aye aye - That bish cray Aye aye - That bish cray Swear to God to this given day I've tried to stay away cause that bish - cray [2nd verse] Any situation she would over analyze it When I'm out with the guys she would claim it was lies and Wait for my phone call cuz she suspects That I'm driving round with girls tho I couldn't drive yet So I'm out with my dad and my three best friends Swear to god, patience became this thin Line she would straddle and she rattled and scared me Cause all the sudden she was talking about getting married Picked out - the date, the guest list - and dress The place and cake, but what happened next Put up a red flag, situation got sad Fighting on the phone till I heard a loud gasp (Whoaaaaaaa) - She was home alone (Whoaaaaaaa) - but who would of thought that (Whoaaaaaaa) - While I was still on the phone (Whoaaaaaaa) - She would cut her wrists on the spot? The girl I liked was nowhere in sight But if I end it now, she might take her own life Plus mine - But a break up I must choose Next time she came over, had to break the bad news (Pray for me!) [Hook] [3rd verse] Didn't waste time, when she pick me up in her car Broke the news before she could even get far Had to hit her hard, Cause tears came fast "Bad mistake" she said as she slammed on the gas Crap - Only when she mentioned I And her belong together until the day we die Bridge was up ahead, Only then I begged To slow the car down, we could talk it out instead Swear to Gawd I thought - I was goner But what I said was workin cause the car got slower Stopped at a stop sign, ran out and jumped a fence Swear to Gawd I havent seen that crazy bitch since [Hook - 03:23] [Outro x2] 3:43 That bish cray Was crazy alright Cause this crazy bitch - Had me fear for my life Lookin over my back - Swear to God it's that bad There was no exaggerations, when I say that I had The craziest chick, Couldn't be out-done Suddenly I find myself trying to get out from This Crazy Bitch - She was crazy alright Cause this crazy bitch - Had me fear for my life
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[1st verse] It all started so quick, indeed I was young havin fun with the kid in me Tried to holler at her friend, but I got rejected But in retrospect it was best, it affected Me for the good, cause who would have guessed it Ended up fallin for the girl I was left with Was it destined? I wouldn't know then At one point I thought my love couldn't ever grow thin It's insane, thangs change with the whether One month lookin good, could it ever get better? Next month second guessin, thinkin how I'm gonna tell her Should I be honest, or maybe I should just sell her An excuse, but what I would soon learn No matter what I said, it wouldn't end on good terms ..................but first allow me to say What all I can recall that led to "the" day Borderline perfect, to me at least Our relationship was, but she would see Things a little slight different and over took Subtle hints of her needs, that I overlooked But despite a few times I may have hit or miss I still gave her all I had, showered her with gifts Penned and wrote love songs, helped with the fam Her stepdad hated but I couldn't give a damn And I - Didn't expect notta-thing back But - Love and affection, gave me plenty of that Til I was told - she wanted to marry I was young, commitment all the sudden was scary Still in highschool, Still had so much livin She Deserved the 100%, I was not given .......It did hurt, and I felt her pain But the hardest part was when I had to explain that.. [Hook] My love is gone with yesterday [2nd verse - 24 bars] It was a year before she spoke to me Despite what I did, I had hoped to be Good friends with her, we became just that I Always flirted with the idea of bringin us back Together, without her i'd feel naked within Broke her heart, Promised that I'd never break it again See, Nearly 4 long years have passed now And I've got so much information to pass down So much experience, I could just pass out Dream and reminisce of girls in my past, how None of em really amounted to her Never could count on them, like I counted on her That's my word, and I've counted on many If girls were new shoes, I've tried on plenty ................I mean, honest to God She's THE only woman I trust, aside from my mom And of all the girls dated since and be-fore The only I could see me on a bended knee for Has had a boyfriend - and it's a serious downer She's mentioned how much they were serious now Break it off for me? She wouldn't dare it Cause they're soon to move in and now they're talkin marriage ......It did hurt, she had to feel my pain But the hardest part was when she tried to explain....
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Stay Up 02:31
[1st verse] The first date, we ate dinner, it was tasty yo The Second date ended with felatio She was a pro, and it was apparent But Skills like these people don't inherit Even tho she was a virgin just a year ago 5 partners down in just a year or so And I was lucky 5 even though she lied Told me I was number 4, what chu tryin to hide? 5 guys in 12 months? Do the long math Slobbin knob like it's a career or job path Always on the mind, even when I told her no I would find the dick of mine, embedded in her throat No matter time or place, she was D-T-F Sometimes she couldn't wait, but I need-me-rest Four times in a row, and she want me back in it I'm like "Baby, don't you see I've got class in five minutes? Gah Damn." [2nd verse] Once again, once again, anywhere it was on We would do it at work or at a tanning salon Or busy bathroom and nobody would know it Not my backseat tho, I was too claustrophobic Impatient with the dick, she would force it in Bangin in the bathroom, broke the porcelain In the neighbors hot tub, when they went outta town If ever bored, then it's back to intercourse again Ugh.......... even if she was grounded She would find a way to sneak me in just to pound it .......And I know how crazy it sounds but I was tired of sex, I just wanted to lounge out I never thought I would agree, but I'm sold Too much of a good thing can tend to get old For me? I lost count, but the numbers is way up I had insomniac dick, the way she made it stay up All night (stay up) All Night (stay up) I had to (stay up)
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Tempted 03:50
[1st verse] Workin at a tanning salon one year Lead The girl that I was dating upon one fear Cause it homecoming at the time, I'm told And there was a high school right on down my road From the place I worked, and homecoming season Universally was the reason for needin' A nice base tan, so traffic would increase When school let out, we were busy by three They would all flee, standin in line Potential homecoming queens, they were all fine Until this one time, this dime piece flipped in Something told me I was in line to get tempted [Hook 1:00] I was tempted... Yessir I was tempted Such a bad influence, but I wasn't aimin To - beat the influence, I just gave in ...Tempted .....Yes I was so tempted [2nd verse - 1:15] 20 bars Wouldn't be the last I'd see this new cute thing Ever since, her tanning became her new routine With subtle flirt-ing - she would send me advances And as days passed sexual tension enhances Get in them pantses - I told myself not to But she was so sexy, how could you not do How could you not move - in for the kill, dawg I Could turn her down, but lets all be forreal, yall A drop dead female hoping that we date She was fishing for me and I'm going for the bait And when I'd see her car, I sat up and shit To display a better posture as we chat up a bit And chat up we did, every chat we had worthy And Before we knew it, we were chatting for 30 Minutes to a day, nothing would get in the way Until - the current girlfriend - decided to pay A visit - and irony would find That she would arrive around the same time As the new girl, and she still kept flirtin Red flag, temptation so bad, it's hurtin [Hook 02:10] [3rd verse] So I explained, and she understood That I had girl, everything was all good And that we should - just be friends And where I thought it ended, it just begins She said she didn't care, and then went on to brag That she always gets - what she couldn't have Bought me a little trinket from an inside joke Between us and a her number on an inside note Hoped we would chill, I kinda did too Girlfriend and I are fighting, so i came through It felt so taboo, I was feelin a rush So just imagine how I'm feelin after we touched Much - anticipation went into this confrontation With this sex vixen fixin to get a tastin' Noo way time was wastin', it's like we were racin' Strictly physical with no emotional cases Emotional baggage, kept it separate from me Because Sex and my love are sold separately And we - cut ties, shortly after and since I've never ever been as tempted as then
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Heartbreaker 04:23
[1st verse] ...I thought I was ready To finally settle down, or at least stay steady With that one girl who was un-disputed-ly That one girl with a future included And, and... so I'm lookin for a soulmate With a future brighter than a smile with some colgate Or so I thought when I found this candidate Only what would come, I was never plannin it Daminit, So I guess I'll start At the part, 'fore anybody broke any hearts Yet - I was pretty reluctant at first To make anything be official with her Few months after, I thought this chick was the baddest So we changed our facebook relationship status I was happy, and far from long insistin' That settling with her may have be the wrong decision [Hook] I thought I'd right my wrongs Lookin back on that, as I write my song ...I had believed I had found the one to take her All the way, but she was just a heartbreaker I thought I'd right my wrongs Lookin back on that, as I write my song ....Instead of love, I was left with a token Piece of my heart that she left as she broke it [2nd verse] Everything was perfect, great and in-between Aside from her ex-man tryin to intervene But he's no wolverine, so I didn't sweat that Told me she was over him and I would have bet that That - She was tellin the truth Little did I know she was feelin confused Half a year of dating, I was feelin the groove And that was when I had my good intentions abused Misused, construed, The love I poured into you Was all real until she tore my heart up in two ......While movin in was a topic we would think-bout Her and the ex were havin secret hang outs Gut feelings that I had, had me think out Loud, somethin fishys goin on til it'd stink out But I'd catch her in a lie, and she'd start Pulling the "If you really loved me then you'd trust me" card ..............Stuck in a rutt, Just me thinking to hard Because the hunches that I had could not be too far From the truth , no need to be much clever With assumptions, the numbers just added up better But still.......With everything that came out Of her mouth, I'm found givin benefits of the doubt Giving more than I was gettin, nope no shelter Giving her steaks, and I'm getting back hamburger helper [Hook] - 2:40 [3rd verse] Her creepin, turned out to be the real story Couldn't have been for the sex, heard he was real boring Always underachieved, She always lacked time Cause Under pressure he'd skeet, plus he lacked size And - so my pride in the department is still strong Only they were dating for like two years long I mean, he was her first, in return - tears fall Three years later, as I'm chuggin down beer, yall ....At the time, I've never felt so worthless But only time would show me she was never even worth it Blinded by love, was never even worth the hurtin Should of kept shopping, and refunded my purchase Honestly, can't see the motivation carried Back then when I saw her as the girl I might marry But at the time, she was immature, and goal-less I Just wish it didn't take a broken heart to know this
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Dear you, Where should I start? With the unspoken words on behalf of my part Would it be smart, to include a remark That no matter where you are you have a part of my heart Corny, I know but, whenever I scroll up To see you on my Facebook timeline, I've gotta hold up ….. But on a personal note You should always be reminded you're a person of hope A dim light in the darkness, ambitious to start with Didn't even know I had it in me 'til you sparked it You were the first of my peers I've seen chase dreams Felt the city slowed you down so you changed scenes And I was soon to leave after Any kind of influence you were the main factor Inspired me to tackle being an actor Which would Eventually be leading me to become the rapper That you see every day, any success in every way Is due to you, inadvertently I just may now owe you everything Just take credit where credits due.. While I give credit, and I credit you For breaking every glass ceiling they placed up over you The bigger that your gigs are getting, the more that they're over due The fling that we developed sure was a riot, no denying One of the shortest lived, but the buzz was one the highest …………………………So as I end this CD-Rom Until I see you again, I'll just turn the TV on…
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Started in 8th grade til a sophomore in college Girlfriends to flings whatever you called it That was the journey you just finished walkin' As we wrap this up Ever since I started with this rapping stuff With music as my mistress, stealing all my kisses Girls I don't really holler at as much Now and then I'll let em come to me But girl, recognize that I've gotta company So to some degree, I've gotta block chicks out Just To Google map focusing in on my next route Building my next house, one brick at a time Can't date and juggle my assembly line But can't wait - cause it's just a matter of time That I'm straight with the bank all from killin them rhymes And when I find you with no distractions Stars will have aligned, in a beautiful fashion If this beautiful passion could burn off of just matches Wait till we splash gas on it, imagine what'd happen! You can love me all you want But my love for you will have to wait You can love me all you need But I'm just trying to be something great 24/7, 365 Chicks stayed on my mind I - I - I did it, alright alright I admit Went celibate for a bit just trying to forget The allure for the women was strong built up in em Any venom from a vixen would long have me spending Money, focus and time, instead of focus on money I lacked focus on grind instead I focused on honey's How funny I was running away - from the bad Bitches and I needed to stay - in rehab Just to get my head on straight - cause the fact Women are a drug I could take - and relapse As years passed I could finally see that Eyes on the prize if I'm a finally be that Rap cat, with cash stacks and a fat ass to match That's when I'll finally relax Til then

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Hands down the most personal collection of songs I've ever written. Conceptually, each track represents (in chronological order) a different girl I've dated with in a 7-year window and each girl represents a different aspect of relationships. Whether it's the one who got away, your first love, the heartbreaker, etc. The tracks are brutally honest and I've omitted any names to save from a. any embarrassment, b. a swift kick to the nuts but mainly c. making it more personable to the listener as I hope some can relate.

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released November 12, 2012

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