First and foremost, before the tour Allow me to assure, you'll never be bored For one, you can explore but go before dark First stop, it'd be smart to be seawell park Or Suwell park - however you pronounce it Fact is: Ladies in bikini's always bouncin Layin out for sun, out in public all arousin' Lookin' so Goddamn good, I wanna pounce them .................Oh please I mean it Girls so sexy gotta see it to believe it Only takes one walk thru campus even For proof that you could never even think of leavin' I meaaaan - Fellas you could bet this You gon' wanna rep this, Tell em that I said this Proven and it's tested, women here are reckless Bobcat bitches are the best up in texas Ugh - What I preach I mean it And when the sun shine all the girls are beamin' So welcome to a city where the honey you spoke to Could be a woman who can out drink and out smoke you hook Take me to the - land where ladies are heavenly (San Marvelous) Take me to this - paradise where - Beauty and Angels meet (San Marvelous) 1:43 [2nd Verse] Yes, I can't stress, if there's anything left In the gas tank, I think we should go next To a place where more bikini's approach you Guadalup where lost bikini's will float through The river and you shiver when you get your first taste And the women all deliver at the river raft race It's an island of chicks, so much beauty And I can't express, it's like a movie We'll keep it moving on, before dark comes To pre-party the pre-party they'll spark one And when the high dies and the buzz builds Women here are anything but a buzz kill Nightlife is garunteed, I swear Everynight, everywhere a block called the square Ladies flock to, how could it not - be dope Bar fish, Newphews, and J's Bistro Is where these freaks go, It's heaven when spendin' Time in city limits surrounded by women It's no weekend if you're not leaving plastered Where guys live fast but the women live faster

[1st verse] 5th Of vodka takin shotsa- It Gotcha Hot n bothered Rock ya, Gotcha takin it another notch up To drown the spot up, I pour the crown down Free falling through my esophugus as I drink now Can't put this drink down, It's insanely In the same boat as Jamie, with alcohol blaming Drunk name calling as its calling my namey Mainly getting drunk at the winehouse with amy Plainly seen hard to speak, as we slur No annunciation heard with every word And todays superb verb of the day is binging Flaming dr.peppers got my throat singeing Sending mixed signals, memories erased Wasted and graced taste buds with cervezas With altered state of mind in alternate places Feed my face more shots just minus the chasers [2nd verse] Bar stools are used, as consciousness is loosened Who knew these rules when alcohol's abused then You lose your cool you could lose your buzz when Excuses is useless, you kissed your cousin Feel the love as I feel like chugg-in Smear everclear til it feels like rubbing Alcohol, nah - keep the glasses coming Rum and Coke has my throat feeling nice and numbing Jose Cuervo, in sync when I go With Dos Equis like it's Cinco De Mayo And I know this liquors gonna slow up my flow With tolerance that's as high as mine goes It's afternoon and I know, I'm mind blown It's early, but it's 7 in another time zone Time just flies on, as you down 3 Shots, but I gotcha, 2nd round is on me! [3rd verse] And if haven't guessed it, or not think so I've been taking shots like all night long As we write this song, In fact right now Drunk as I perform, when I put mic down I'll pick cup up, I think I'm too drunk Can't ride the beat, goddamn this sucks But you know what? I do think she Looks prettier since I began to drink I'm too drunk to.. go ... fuck.. Dude I'm - I need to lay down

[Hook] Dub (Ryan) (What's going on, Man?) She drinks too much (That's really what's wrong?) Yeah she drinks too much (How much is too much?) A substantial amount Drinks so many cups, can't even keep count (And that's the problem?) Yeah I'm afraid so (You tried to solve it?) Tried but no luck though (Is it really that bad?) It's becoming a hassle Drinks to the point where she's becoming an asshole [1st verse] Sober when I met her, never thought it could get better But a week after we meet, she would reek of Amaretta Set up plans for a party, gotta keg to consume Only she would keep the keg to herself in her room People confused - not a kegger insight Despite, it was still tapped by the end of the night I --- knew a problem had stirred When every night I took a shot, I had to keep up with her (Word?) I'm embarrassed, didn't want to share this Showed up drunk as fuck when she met my parents Playing truth or dare makes me brutally vomit When dares include a drink and she gets brutally honest Says what she thinks, gets really pushy Made a light mix drink, she - calls me a pussy We make out sober, I'm feeling buzzed after She's an alcoholic, it's becoming a factor Had her first beer by the age of six And nine was the first time that she made a mix Drink you would think the phase would pass then But ten? She was out drinking grown ass men ……………………….include me in that bunch Every noon she consumes, everclear for lunch And for a snack? Only if she's broke she simply Downs the full round till the four loko's empty It's crazy, told her she was sick in the head Gulping down beer bongs, using liquor instead Passes out every night, always peeing the bed It's anybody's guess how she isn't already dead I mean, gotta know that you're past near death If they detect alcohol in your pap smear test ….I'm stressed, and I'm thinking it's over Dated 5 months, not a damn day she was sober

Point me to the nearest local rap villan, This is superhero music I'm here to save the day and look good while I do it But you is a stu-pid if you think you're too-big My dicks is big as hugh heffs, your dicks a tooth pick My battle raps are like Comedy attacks-It's Hard hittin like Economy collapses And the facts is my music entraps this Sickest flow, please no prophylactics You needin practice, please notice These are pro-tactics, you silly novice In need of these dope tips so when you quotin And take notes, jot and know everything spoken Smokin on the mic - but never token when I write Dope and out of sight so now I'm pokin on your wife Ow it's only right I'm wise when I sync mikes How I Deja Vu rappers, and I make em think twice Hey!.... And this is no glitch In the Matrix, bake this track like its biscuits This kid is quick with the get-rich schemes Dreams become reality on this kids team Indeed, I feel the game is in need Of the kind of talent only found up in me Take me out the game, then the game only suffers And until you prove me wrong, I'll be one cocky motherfucker ....Emcee's are mad I bring much hurt But hip hop is my bitch - so don't touch her And I don't give 2 shits if your flustered You can't Ketchup so you don't cut the mustard .................so gon' on and muster Up a little strength to witness me usher In a new gen-eration, I'll crush ya With hot 16's petaphiles can't touch Everytime I flip modes, I busta Rhyme, Grind - get paid then go touch a Dime piece and cover her neck in pearls Then take a rapper, deliver a lyrical epidural

You got a microphone and I think it belongs to me x3 Rappers keep heads up like a penny on the ground with tails facin down, and they keep wonderin how Ya boy lay it down, when I'm bound by the sound Of a ground shattering bass line, I'm in town So ladies, act now - strictly for the evenin' Your boyfriend is leaving so I can relieve him Of duties the beauty of waxin that booty While filmin a movie, I promise - no cooties Is given, I'm lendin inches when I inch-in Bend ya body to mine and whine when I pinch-them Nip-pells, my game - I spit well I am the reason ya dame wet like fish scales Ah hell, look what I did Thought she was wet before? Now she wetter than a squid I don't kid, it's proven fact Five minutes flat until I'm abusin fat Asses - Glasses couldn't help you notice The average, rap kid, couldn't melt the focus NEw home, new zone when I went and wrote it New tone, new thrown when I spit, I'm quoted As the best - to every ear drum I latch to Cocky, condescendingly wave as I pass you Yeah -- Just go ask the last dude Who crossed me, he had to be nuttier than a cashew ...And I'm just bein honest, man Tryin to bring change to the game like Obama can No this ain't no propagand when I go and shop a gram Put it all behind me, and - hop up on the block again Back up on the bike again, back to keep on peddelin' Back to pick up women, got no preference of the melanin Back to pick up microphones and make em short circuit Back to beat wack emcees and make sure that Back to Back, I beat rappers sum'in serious Most of all I wanted to say that I'm back - Period. ............When I walk in they like "There he is" October 31st everyday - I'm that scary, kid And you wonder why her voice is sore Simply, I got my scrotum on her vocal cord Local? Sure - But we gon' make history, maybe They would even add a chapter to ya histrory book, baby So raw So raw That it feels so wrong