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I'ma Loser
04:23
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[Verse 1]
I wanna keep it 100, really real witchu
Beyond the cover page, this the real issue
I’m vibing on you, that much is set
But what my crush don’t know is how I’m crushed in debt
But when the income flow and I clutch the check?
I spend on dope and I flush the rest
Until I end up broke and such a mess
I gotta I hit my folks as a crutch for rent
Oh, It’s sad, I know - I’m embarrassed for it
But if you found out later, I’d be embarrassed more, so!
There you go - I’m trying to be an honest guy
So please don’t be surprised by the time you realize
[Verse 2]
The way we mesh is the best - the chemistry’s a winner
But I guaran-damn-tee you when you bring me home for dinner
That your Momma and daddy gon be looking at you like crazy
Thinking “How this homeless-looking mother fucker with my baby”
Just sitting at the table and their faaaaaaces hurt
The only thing they’re praying is it’s Aaaaapril first
Far as suitors go? I’m the furthest from the safe pick
If love is blind, they’d order you to get lasik
but look, I don’t blame em, I’m no sensible selection
No college, steady job or a sense of a direction
So, there you go - I’m trying to be an honest guy
So please don’t be surprised when you finally realize
[Verse 3]
My future is fuzzy, no income is coming
But I’ma guarantee that I can always give you one thing
Six inches on a great day, gimme one swing
Hit it out the park even if your boy’s bunting
Flat out money isn’t an incentive
But if I ever tell you that I love you? then I meant it
Cook romantic dinners, candle lights scented
Ramen wrapped in tortillas, I’m oh so inventive
Any thoughts for me to stray is immediately prevented
Why explore other teams when my team’s already winning?
So there you go, just know that I’d provide
Every ounce of beating love if you can overlook that I’m —
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2. |
Tigerblood
03:26
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[Hook]
There’s a Tiger on the loose
There’s a hunter on the prowl
Ain’t got no way to hide from him
(And when I see ya, when I see ya, when I see ya)
He gon’ chase you down, down, down, down, down
Blood is in the air, oh Lord it just ain’t fair
But know it’s over now
There’s a Tiger on the loose
[Verse 1]
Claws sharp,
Designed by panda
Claws so sharp,
I’m one smart santa
Claws so big
Lawyers wouldn’t wanna grant it
If a prick gets pricked
He gone need a bigger band-aid
I’ma sand grain, lodged in ya eye lids
An in-sight to violence, a pain in ya iris
A strain of a virus, with no vaccine
The only love I’m lobbing out is with a Novak Swing
And it ain’t a pretty picture, no Kodak scene
Just rappers getting boxed in like the Kojak theme
(Who loves ya baby?!) Shit a Super slick sabertooth grip
Couldn’t snap Pale if he was thinner than a toothpick
Name a time or place, you pick
Watch Nino throw 50 on it like he’s Whoo Kid
Who did - you think you was?
Like I couldn’t keep up? Is you ridiculous?
(There’s a Tiger on the Loose)
[2nd verse]
Compare me to house cat? Bitch please
I’m the beast underneath all these layers of fleece—
Sizing up every sheep in they skinny jeans
………………..Smells like dinner to me
Consumer got oven preheated to four hundred
They say you shouldn’t eat 30 minute before running
But damn, this appetite is the size as four stomachs
Hear it rumble through the jungle so fuck it let’s go hunting
But if you wanna Kendall Jones me? Try me
The irony, there ain’t a brittle bone inside me
But if the Cal see em? Better milk every breath
Guarantee you’ll need an orthopedic surgeon at best
Cause When I hit, I kill ya like I’m urgent for desks
You Best Buy more time from the merchant of death
Or Elsa your heartbeat Froze-in-to a doze
Tell his mama Let It Go
[3rd verse]
I pounce emcees and stalk beats
35cc’s couldn’t stop me
No matter the tranq, without Joshing around
I’m fantastic for the bomb that I drop on your town
Riding around ya city if the top isn’t down
We hot boxing in the whip like we’re sparring in rounds
My paws are scary but my balls are larger
You can’t call for help like you lost your charger
Soon as you claim King, your future gets dark
Cause your reign as King aligns more with Ned Stark
Get smart! Before you get necked.
Become another head mounted round my desk
Become another meal I’d bear to digest
Yogi’s picnic basket packed with just flesh
——Just guess - if I gave a head start
How faaar would you get if—
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Parliament
02:36
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The sun gotta buzz and I’m goin off it right now
Perfect timing - See my mind been
Running up a wall and I’m all out of fight now
Shit these last week’s been weak
And if you feel me, then I’d rather crack a bottle til I’m lights out
….Yo I mean it if you mean it
If you down then I’m down to break it down like a white owl!
And it starts in this pool
When I dip - slow, back - stroke
Submerge underneath then my woes all decease
Whiskey - coke , been - broke
But I’m feeling rich right now
I jam lonely island when I’m on a boat
And I don’t mean ironically I do it cause I know
My walk through poverty projects as prophecy
But I’m here with you today.….
[Hook]
[2nd Verse] 1:25
So much drama in the world, peeps throw shade.
But I’m poolside with my girl, eat sun rays
With my ray bands on, we can’t see yo hate
Give a hearty “Fuck You” That’s what Cee-Lo say
May I - kick a little something for the peeps who
Lets their ego beat em and defeat, you
Gotta free yourself from yourself
If you wanna make it through
Okay, bad news breaking in bout isis
Put your phone down, right now, I’m licensed
To concoct a cocktail of rum on ice with
A seat by the water, can’t lie this life is
Sweeter than the credit that we give it and more
Despite if you was invited here to live it in poor
Ya gotta recognize it’s not a stigma of yours
N holy shit you realize theres so much living in store
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She's Got Sunshine
04:06
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Hook -
She’s got - Sunshine
In her back pockets
She pulls it out
Whenever I need
A pick me up
On a gloomy day
She’s got happiness in her jeans
[verse 1]
I’ll tell you what
These last few days been pushing my limits
A cluster fuck
What best describes this life I’m living, but
I’ve been given luck
Really, prescribed the right prescription
Otherwise I’d of done given up
Allow me to paint you the proper picture, So
Yeah lost my cool, yeah I lost my job
On top of all this shit yeah I lost my dog
You should’ve seen me, would have thought that I had lost my mom
I know my neighbors think I done lost my marbles
But I’ve taken life’s shit so hard
That it feels like I am life’s moving target
Until I reach my place of peace
My baby’s jeans I slide em off
Because—
[verse 2]
O-M-G, oh my god, that’s my life tho
When it’s dark and getting darker, she’s my light. Oh!
She’s so insightful, beauty such an eye full
It towers over every chicky I’ve met in my life so
I cannot complain - If she was on yelp? 5-star rating
And if it helped? I’d pen a review the most eloquent
Ever without hesitating, Man I’m just saying
Dammit I mean it - If I feel bad, feel anemic
If I feel fat, feel egregious, she’s right there and she teaches
Me that I’m more than a puddle of shit
And I lean in to her cleavage
She rubs on my head and we cuddle a bit
And it leads in to the sequence
Where we get up and then off of the couch
Takes my hand and we walk through the house
Into the bedroom and straight to the bed
Then any depression I may had is dead
Because
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5. |
Moment 2 Moment
03:33
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6. |
1Day@aTime
03:20
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[Ryan]
There are wars being fought
There are tears being shed
Each year there is a little bit
More stress in my head
People hating one another
Because of skin color
Worried bout the terrorists
Scared they gonna get me next
But I’ma keep smiling if I can
If I can’t, I’ma fake it
Hopefully I make it to tomorrow
Yeah… But for now I’ma take it
[Hook]
One day at a time
One day at a time
You could
Pour a me beer and I’ll cut up a lime
I ain’t trying to worry about my life right now
I’m just trying to get a little high while I take it
One day at a time
One day at a time
[Verse]
“Look for the helpers” - Mr. Rogers told me
7 billion people how the hell are we so lonely
Our leaders phone it in - but it isn’t what makes them phony
Now If only life could give me what I always felt it owed me
I was slowly losing focus, yet on the fast track
Of becoming this half-assed jackass asshat
Who shoulda paid more attention in math class
But fuck math, what’s that?
The Pythagorean theorem never solved a problem of mine
This ignorance is bliss and you would probably find
Ya boy with a smile sipping Magic Hat number nine
I chuckle as I’m watching the political primes
Damn, what a sign of the days we in
Wish the rumors bout Bae and Jay-Z would end
I pretend the fan hasn’t been hit with the shit
Without a bottle to my lips it’s easier to forget
I gotta take it
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