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Chasing Nirvana EP

by Pale Ale & The Consumer

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I'ma Loser 04:23
[Verse 1] I wanna keep it 100, really real witchu Beyond the cover page, this the real issue I’m vibing on you, that much is set But what my crush don’t know is how I’m crushed in debt But when the income flow and I clutch the check? I spend on dope and I flush the rest Until I end up broke and such a mess I gotta I hit my folks as a crutch for rent Oh, It’s sad, I know - I’m embarrassed for it But if you found out later, I’d be embarrassed more, so! There you go - I’m trying to be an honest guy So please don’t be surprised by the time you realize [Verse 2] The way we mesh is the best - the chemistry’s a winner But I guaran-damn-tee you when you bring me home for dinner That your Momma and daddy gon be looking at you like crazy Thinking “How this homeless-looking mother fucker with my baby” Just sitting at the table and their faaaaaaces hurt The only thing they’re praying is it’s Aaaaapril first Far as suitors go? I’m the furthest from the safe pick If love is blind, they’d order you to get lasik but look, I don’t blame em, I’m no sensible selection No college, steady job or a sense of a direction So, there you go - I’m trying to be an honest guy So please don’t be surprised when you finally realize [Verse 3] My future is fuzzy, no income is coming But I’ma guarantee that I can always give you one thing Six inches on a great day, gimme one swing Hit it out the park even if your boy’s bunting Flat out money isn’t an incentive But if I ever tell you that I love you? then I meant it Cook romantic dinners, candle lights scented Ramen wrapped in tortillas, I’m oh so inventive Any thoughts for me to stray is immediately prevented Why explore other teams when my team’s already winning? So there you go, just know that I’d provide Every ounce of beating love if you can overlook that I’m —
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Tigerblood 03:26
[Hook] There’s a Tiger on the loose There’s a hunter on the prowl Ain’t got no way to hide from him (And when I see ya, when I see ya, when I see ya) He gon’ chase you down, down, down, down, down Blood is in the air, oh Lord it just ain’t fair But know it’s over now There’s a Tiger on the loose [Verse 1] Claws sharp, Designed by panda Claws so sharp, I’m one smart santa Claws so big Lawyers wouldn’t wanna grant it If a prick gets pricked He gone need a bigger band-aid I’ma sand grain, lodged in ya eye lids An in-sight to violence, a pain in ya iris A strain of a virus, with no vaccine The only love I’m lobbing out is with a Novak Swing And it ain’t a pretty picture, no Kodak scene Just rappers getting boxed in like the Kojak theme (Who loves ya baby?!) Shit a Super slick sabertooth grip Couldn’t snap Pale if he was thinner than a toothpick Name a time or place, you pick Watch Nino throw 50 on it like he’s Whoo Kid Who did - you think you was? Like I couldn’t keep up? Is you ridiculous? (There’s a Tiger on the Loose) [2nd verse] Compare me to house cat? Bitch please I’m the beast underneath all these layers of fleece— Sizing up every sheep in they skinny jeans ………………..Smells like dinner to me Consumer got oven preheated to four hundred They say you shouldn’t eat 30 minute before running But damn, this appetite is the size as four stomachs Hear it rumble through the jungle so fuck it let’s go hunting But if you wanna Kendall Jones me? Try me The irony, there ain’t a brittle bone inside me But if the Cal see em? Better milk every breath Guarantee you’ll need an orthopedic surgeon at best Cause When I hit, I kill ya like I’m urgent for desks You Best Buy more time from the merchant of death Or Elsa your heartbeat Froze-in-to a doze Tell his mama Let It Go [3rd verse] I pounce emcees and stalk beats 35cc’s couldn’t stop me No matter the tranq, without Joshing around I’m fantastic for the bomb that I drop on your town Riding around ya city if the top isn’t down We hot boxing in the whip like we’re sparring in rounds My paws are scary but my balls are larger You can’t call for help like you lost your charger Soon as you claim King, your future gets dark Cause your reign as King aligns more with Ned Stark Get smart! Before you get necked. Become another head mounted round my desk Become another meal I’d bear to digest Yogi’s picnic basket packed with just flesh ——Just guess - if I gave a head start How faaar would you get if—
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Parliament 02:36
The sun gotta buzz and I’m goin off it right now Perfect timing - See my mind been Running up a wall and I’m all out of fight now Shit these last week’s been weak And if you feel me, then I’d rather crack a bottle til I’m lights out ….Yo I mean it if you mean it If you down then I’m down to break it down like a white owl! And it starts in this pool When I dip - slow, back - stroke Submerge underneath then my woes all decease Whiskey - coke , been - broke But I’m feeling rich right now I jam lonely island when I’m on a boat And I don’t mean ironically I do it cause I know My walk through poverty projects as prophecy But I’m here with you today.…. [Hook] [2nd Verse] 1:25 So much drama in the world, peeps throw shade. But I’m poolside with my girl, eat sun rays With my ray bands on, we can’t see yo hate Give a hearty “Fuck You” That’s what Cee-Lo say May I - kick a little something for the peeps who Lets their ego beat em and defeat, you Gotta free yourself from yourself If you wanna make it through Okay, bad news breaking in bout isis Put your phone down, right now, I’m licensed To concoct a cocktail of rum on ice with A seat by the water, can’t lie this life is Sweeter than the credit that we give it and more Despite if you was invited here to live it in poor Ya gotta recognize it’s not a stigma of yours N holy shit you realize theres so much living in store
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Hook - She’s got - Sunshine In her back pockets She pulls it out Whenever I need A pick me up On a gloomy day She’s got happiness in her jeans [verse 1] I’ll tell you what These last few days been pushing my limits A cluster fuck What best describes this life I’m living, but I’ve been given luck Really, prescribed the right prescription Otherwise I’d of done given up Allow me to paint you the proper picture, So Yeah lost my cool, yeah I lost my job On top of all this shit yeah I lost my dog You should’ve seen me, would have thought that I had lost my mom I know my neighbors think I done lost my marbles But I’ve taken life’s shit so hard That it feels like I am life’s moving target Until I reach my place of peace My baby’s jeans I slide em off Because— [verse 2] O-M-G, oh my god, that’s my life tho When it’s dark and getting darker, she’s my light. Oh! She’s so insightful, beauty such an eye full It towers over every chicky I’ve met in my life so I cannot complain - If she was on yelp? 5-star rating And if it helped? I’d pen a review the most eloquent Ever without hesitating, Man I’m just saying Dammit I mean it - If I feel bad, feel anemic If I feel fat, feel egregious, she’s right there and she teaches Me that I’m more than a puddle of shit And I lean in to her cleavage She rubs on my head and we cuddle a bit And it leads in to the sequence Where we get up and then off of the couch Takes my hand and we walk through the house Into the bedroom and straight to the bed Then any depression I may had is dead Because
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1Day@aTime 03:20
[Ryan] There are wars being fought There are tears being shed Each year there is a little bit More stress in my head People hating one another Because of skin color Worried bout the terrorists Scared they gonna get me next But I’ma keep smiling if I can If I can’t, I’ma fake it Hopefully I make it to tomorrow Yeah… But for now I’ma take it [Hook] One day at a time One day at a time You could Pour a me beer and I’ll cut up a lime I ain’t trying to worry about my life right now I’m just trying to get a little high while I take it One day at a time One day at a time [Verse] “Look for the helpers” - Mr. Rogers told me 7 billion people how the hell are we so lonely Our leaders phone it in - but it isn’t what makes them phony Now If only life could give me what I always felt it owed me I was slowly losing focus, yet on the fast track Of becoming this half-assed jackass asshat Who shoulda paid more attention in math class But fuck math, what’s that? The Pythagorean theorem never solved a problem of mine This ignorance is bliss and you would probably find Ya boy with a smile sipping Magic Hat number nine I chuckle as I’m watching the political primes Damn, what a sign of the days we in Wish the rumors bout Bae and Jay-Z would end I pretend the fan hasn’t been hit with the shit Without a bottle to my lips it’s easier to forget I gotta take it

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released August 10, 2016

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